My Life as a Blog

Lad(s) and Lasses...I have neglected this blog for many good reasons, one being that I am not particularily at the height of my HILARY-tee because I am happy and well adjusted and therefore lacking the neurosis that was the driving force behind my humour.

To keep things au courrant, I am encorporating a new feature in the coming days: story time! These stories will be interesting, but I cannot promise they will be my own. I have one in mind, a little ditty I'd like to call "A Brush with Disaster". Compared to my usual fare, this story is pretty tame, because it is of Czech origen and therefore inherently less scandalous.

In other news:

1) I wore green and blue polka dot socks today. They were good in my boots, just the right thickness. I normaly wear only black so it was kinda wild.

2) For the first time in forever, I walked in the rain without an umbrella and was not preturbed in the slightest.

3) I got my ass SERVED to me in squash... I was a sweaty mess, I am out of shape.

4) A friend who shall remain nameless referred to shaved male legs as "buttery".

That is all. Any questions will be forwarded to my secretary.