Silent Pirates

Live quoting from my conference call with Bones and Aimee:

Aimee:"Kitty died"
A&V: "awww...sorry"
Aimee: "No it was kinda gross. I was eating nachos and watching her not move for two hours before I realized she was dead. I even poked her tail"
Alex: "Hahahaha, did you move her?"
Aimee: "Naw, I just left that for my mom"
Van: "Now I can come over to your house"

A&A: What's new in your life?
Van: "ummm..my room is dirty. Oh I got a new roommate. She lives upstairs, she's a Puerto Rican bodybuilder, I think."

Van: "I started rapping, like rhyming all the time. I want to be a rapper. I went to a bowling alley yesterday with Lexi and her friends, we started doing a kareoke rendition of Spice Girls song and during a 16 bar instrumental I started rapping".
Aimee: "At the bowling alley?"
Van: "That's my crowd...bowlers"

No, this is not a movie still from Lorenzo's Oil, I am that pale and whispy naturally. These are my girls, forever.