Enthropy
Today is a new day and its looking kinda old school. Let me take stock:
1) It is mid afternoon and I am wearing pyjamas. No, not lounging clothes, Hugh Hef style, but a yellow flannel snowflake number.
2) I have not left my apartment, but I have: watched Ellen, The Price is Right (why?) and fell asleep during Vicki Gabereau.
I also spoke to Aimee on the phone, scoped Rotten Tomatoes, pulled a couple of strings in the local entertainment biz and watched the new Variety Shac video multiple times.
3) My food intake has consited of: Lucky Charms, Yogurt, Granola Bar, Tea. I know two year olds whose pallettes are too sophisticated for this fare. I am twelve.
4) I just came up with a joke that is so cheesy and lame that it made me cringe, even after laughing about it for ten minutes. I do not feel like sharing it, but I'm sure it will slip out during the holidays once or twice and I will look to everyone with a still soliciting eye in hopes of generating some sympathy laughter, Joyce Behar-style.
1) It is mid afternoon and I am wearing pyjamas. No, not lounging clothes, Hugh Hef style, but a yellow flannel snowflake number.
2) I have not left my apartment, but I have: watched Ellen, The Price is Right (why?) and fell asleep during Vicki Gabereau.
I also spoke to Aimee on the phone, scoped Rotten Tomatoes, pulled a couple of strings in the local entertainment biz and watched the new Variety Shac video multiple times.
3) My food intake has consited of: Lucky Charms, Yogurt, Granola Bar, Tea. I know two year olds whose pallettes are too sophisticated for this fare. I am twelve.
4) I just came up with a joke that is so cheesy and lame that it made me cringe, even after laughing about it for ten minutes. I do not feel like sharing it, but I'm sure it will slip out during the holidays once or twice and I will look to everyone with a still soliciting eye in hopes of generating some sympathy laughter, Joyce Behar-style.
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