The Ethos of Party Tricks

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Disturbing Realization

I went to Janna's "Fucking Sweet" birthday party yesterday and I took quite a few pictures, but when I uploaded them to my computer this morning, I noticed that my hands are EXTREMELY awkward in every picture. Take a look for yourself:

This one looks like I'm making a gang symbol.

This is what I term my "Vanna White" hand. Display purposes only.

This one is special because these are my "action hands", so delicately gripping my phone like a velociraptor.

And now the piece de resistance: My hands awkwardly holding a kitten!
No animals were harmed in the taking of this picture. Please don't hold this against me, I love animals.

I know it's hard to believe, but my hands aren't really that insanely retarded normally, they're just not photogenic.

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