I Just Can't Think Straight

I have demolished my own lexicon, so do not expect great shakes from me today. I am apt to forget everything in my life unless I write a little note about it (i.e I just remembered that a mouse ate my cherished stocking this past Christmas, so sad). I have copious amounts of work to do, but I can't bring myself to start...I am eating Mediterranean set style yoghurt.

P.S: I'm so happy that you can see this pun. Tongue in cheek, all the way.