Ay Dios Mio!

I'm just working away on a little paper as we speak, but I am so distracted by the INTENSE yelling that I hear from beneath my floorboards. OMG, it sounds like a grown man is being reamed by his elderly Spanish/ Portuguese mother. I personally have heard the word "puta" tossed around six times at least. This is embarrassing...for him, and it is distracting for me. HOLY SHIT..wow, new outburst, I won't be surprised if this ends with a bitchslap/ gun shot.